20 Fetchest Mean Girls Quotes

To help you get over that so-not-grool post October 3rd low mood.

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"Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!"
19

"'Made out with a hot dog'? Oh my god! That was one time!"
18

"She doesn't even go here!"
17

"Don't have sex. You will get pregnant and die."
16

"I can't go out. I'm sick." "Boo! You whore!"
15

"If you're from Africa, then why are you white?"
14

"Oh my god, Karen! You can't just ask people why they're white!"
13

"Irregardless! Ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that's just like, the rules of feminism!"
12

"I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom."
11

"On Wednesdays we wear pink!"
10

"We only carry sizes 1, 3 and 5. You could try Sears."
9

"Oh my god, Danny Devito! I love your work!"
8

"I can't go to Taco Bell, I'm on an all-carb diet! God, Karen! You're so stupid!"
7

"Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries."
6

"One time I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops. So I bought army pants and flip flops."
5

"Get in, loser. We're going shopping!"
4

"That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets."
3

"Is butter a carb?"
2

"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular."
1

"That's so fetch!"

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