15 Strangest Weed Strain Names
Marijuana is a lot like wine. To the outsider, it's all just 'weed'. Those of us on the inside, we know that each strain is unique & has its own name. The thing is, these names can be a bit...weird.
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Pack of Rocks
We're pretty sure if you asked your dealer for a Pack of Rocks, you wouldn't be getting marijuana...
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+Speed
I'm pretty sure the only place you'd get this is in a video game.
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Tripleproof Bluemoonshine
This is like the mother of compound words. 5 words slapped together into 2 all equalling a delicious strain.
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Wild Thai Ryder
There's an innuendo here somewhere...
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Spicy White Devil
This sounds more like a pepper than a strain of weed. Could you imagine smoking a pepper?
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Steve McGarretts Hair
Hawaii Five-0 was pretty awesome, but still. Why?!
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Sweet Island Skunk
Is there a distinction between regular skunks and island skunks?
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The Simpson Kush
Another one of those strains where you just wonder about the origin stories.
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Triple Afghan Slam
We're pretty sure this some sort of baseball term.
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Nutcruncher
Just thinking about this name gives us the shivers. Yikes!
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Outdoor Kush
Presumably you wouldn't be allowed to smoke this indoors.
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Exodus Kush
Since when did we start naming strains after the bible?
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Old Mother Sativa
We're assuming that your Regular Mother Sativa becomes Old Mother Sativa once she's over a certain age?
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Poison Dwarf
Okay, what?! That doesn't sound nice at all!
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Fire Alien Strawberry
And this is where we end the list. That's enough crazy for today.